WHAT!

Why oh why won't people let me just be nice? You know folks are always sending Nate stuff to get him to start READING. Well...here Nate goes again. One reader took it upon himself to forward me a link to a posting from female (?) rapper, Kh-Kh-Khia's MySpace page. She's carrying on about how her footage in Janet's "So Excited" video was handled. First, why are you still talking about "So Excited?" That was like 20 years ago. See how people make me act?

Kh-Kh-Kh-Khia said they had her looking like some old Alfred Hitchcock episode. For you youngsters, Alfred Hitchcock was a movie director ("Psycho", "The Birds" and a list of other classic films...Netflix them) who also had a mystery TV show called, "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" back when there was no such thing as DirectTV, cable television or even color television for that matter. She said that Janet is a legend and shouldn't be intimidated by her. WHAT! Intimidated by what? Kh-Kh-Kh-Khia's looks? Good luck on that. If Janet binged on Krispy Kreme until she was the size of Madison Square Garden, she'd still be more beautiful than the Khia Pet. Maybe she meant that Janet is intimidated by her success. WHAT! Kh-Kh-Kh-Khia best record sales wouldn't add up to Janet's worst. Plus Janet has a career that spans television, film and music. Kh-Kh-Kh-Khia Pet, besides making a few sales at Christmas time as a gag gift has had what, one single? Her back, her neck, my ass.

This chick sounds real stupid. If she was paying attention, she would have noticed that Janet was not the director of the video and she sure as hell didn't sit down and edit it. If Kh-Kh-Kh-Khia has a problem with how she looked in the video, she might want to speak with the director, or her sylist, or her parents, or even the clown in the mirror.

I realize that it's common practice in the music business for nobody's to create drama between themselves and successful established artists to get some press but let's be serious. The only thing Janet did to you Kh-Kh-Kh-Khia is give you a check. Otherwise, you'd probably be working the 3am shift at some pancake house in Jacksonville...with yo bum ass.