WTF Was He Thinking

Ok, by now, everyone has seen the pictures and heard the stories about Shemar Moore modeling his nekkid ass at a gay nude beach in Hawaii. Well here's my two cents. In the age of camera phones, I want to know what he was thinking. Although at least he was at a nude beach instead of getting out of a sports car with his goods hanging out like Shitney...I mean Britney. I haven't heard his publicity spin yet and actually, I'm hoping there won't be a publicity spin. Maybe while I'm saying WTF, he's saying, "I don't give a F." It would be cool if instead of going on The Ellen Degeneres Show and crying like T.R. Knight did after the Isiah Washington scenario (MAN UP PUNK!!!), Shemar didn't do any interviews, make any statements through a publicist and just went about his business. Because for real, straight, gay, bi or whatever, it is HIS business.

Janet's Kids

No, I'm not talking about the hidden children she's supposed to have but about her dancers. HA HA! And don't front because we all know Janet is royalty and folks still want to know what's what. Otherwise, you wouldn't be reading this. First, we have the lovely Telisha Shaw (see photo). She's killing it in the "So Excited" video and is also signed on to do JDJ's upcoming tour. But before Ms. Shaw hit's the road with Ms. Jackson, she's got a movie to film. Telisha landed one of the lead roles in "Step Up 2", the sequel to the Channing Tatum blockbuster.

Second, click the following link to check out the work of one of

Janet's choreographer's, Tony Testa. He' got the fiyah!!! This clip features two of her "kids", Victor Rojas and Cassidy Noblet. Enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=youJadRanjA

MTV Got Real Bossy

Hey my people. Sorry I haven't been posting but your boy has been busy with a million other things. Get me some advertising dollars and I can focus more on this blog. HA! Anyway, it looks like "Me and Mr. Jones", the reality show starring Hip Hop's Number one...uh...no. Number two...uh...well anyway, starring Hip Hop couple, Nas and Kelis has been cancelled by MTV before it even hits the air. From what a little bird told me, the Powers That Be at MTV took a look at the series and found it to be...well...dull. Looks like Kelis isn't going to be the next Jessica Simpson. Wait, that's a good thing. Damn. And yeah, she still owes me money.

Access...Janet

This Tuesday, May 7th, "Access Hollywood" interviewed Janet Jackson while she's in the Bahamas for a show plus a couple days of relaxation. This episode will probably air on Wednesday. Miss Jackson has been quite busy lately. She recently wrapped filming of the Tyler Perry comedy, "Why Did I Get Married?" in Atlanta (due in theaters October 2007). During the weeks of working on the movie, Janet would film in the mornings and afternoons, then meet up with her dancers to workout (for 2 hours) and rehearse (for 6 - 8 hours) in the evening. On Friday, May 11th at 9pm, Janet and her "kids" are doing a

mini-concert at the Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas Sources tell me that she'll be doing 5 songs...setlist to come. I know there are a few Janet haters out there who want to say she's old news or she's finished. I do believe that's the same thing some folks said about Mariah before "Emancipation of Mimi" so shut your hole!

Not Making The Band

If you were a fan of P. Diddy's "Making the Band", you should remember Dominique. She was the cutey pie with the big voice but unfortuately, wasn't as good with choreography as she is with carrying a tune so she didn't make the group, which we now know as Danity Kane. Well, Mr. Combs, being a savvy businessman, saw potential in Dominique as a solo artist...as did anybody who watched the show. Rumor has it that The Artist Formerly Known as Puff Daddy wanted to sign her to the Bad Boy label and produce her solo project...but she declined. Somebody help me! While I'm not a huge fan of Diddy's, I recognize the fact that he has a pretty good track record when it comes to putting talent on the map. Dominque didn't have to sign a lifetime agreement with the P Meister and she would've been "put on." But maybe she prefers a job asking whether or not you want fries with that to a career as a multi-platinum recording artist. Not everybody wants to be a showstopper.

Lactose Free Zone

People are going to ask why I'm constantly dogging this chick because I plan on dogging her a lot. I'll answer that question right now. BECAUSE SHE OWES ME MONEY! And no, I'm not the only one. Kelis is a deadbeat, bum bitch who doesn't pay her bills and in the near future, I'll be posting copies of the NUMEROUS lawsuits which illustrate this fact. Her milkshake might have brought the boys to the yard but the lawsuits have people lined up around the block...to get into the courthouse. Let's start with the with the now famous arrest in Miami for disorderly conduct. Mrs. Jones might be bossy, but she's broke as hell. The would-be diva had to get a bail bond for....drumroll please...$200.00. People have been dissing Rapper/Actress, Eve because of her arrest on a DUI but at least she could afford to pay her own bail. And is was a lot more than $200.00. Kelis had to put her car up as collateral and of course, hasn't paid the bail bondsman so he's after the car. Fortunately for her, it's in the garage of her and her Hip Hop royalty husband Nas' Manhattan condo building (on west 17th Street), so the bondsman has to get a court order to retrieve what is now, his property. Plus, there's a boot on the car because the fees on her parking space haven't been paid in several months. Poor Nas. Once again, she'll stick him with the bill. Her favorite line is, "put it on Nas' card." That's because her's is always DECLINED. I hate her so much right now. Arrrrgh!!!

Calling All Candid Cameramen!

If you think getting this picture was a big deal, word has it that $100,000 is being offered for video footage of Britney's upcoming performance. I do believe they will accept footage of her rehearsals at Millennium Dance Studio. Get it to me and I'll split it with you. HA!