Crash Landing

Mimsy was on "Good Morning America" performing the hot garbage from that bum ass CD, "E=Real Live Tired". I missed the show because I had to watch my dishes dry but I heard the explosion when she hit the ground. The vocal track started early and then one of her background singers started doing Mimsy's part. At this point, Mimsy turns around and sings, "stop singing my part now baby..." at the soon-to-be-fired vocalist. Contrary to what people have been saying, neither the background singer nor the sound engineer are on my payroll. But...I might put them in the WILL if they keep it up. HA!

THIS JUST IN..

Janet starts rehearsals next week for her performance on "Dancing With The Stars" during May sweeps. I have never seen the show before but from what I understand, they get 20 million viewers every week. I guess it can't hurt. Yo Jan, call me so we can discuss your look for the show. Enough of those french poodle curls. You need to be rocking that streamlined, straight do you had at the end of the "Feedback" video. I wouldn't be mad if I saw that red jumpsuit and those stiletto boots either but I know repeats are a no no. And let's get to work on the "LUV" video. I've got ideas so lets talk.

WHAT!

Why oh why won't people let me just be nice? You know folks are always sending Nate stuff to get him to start READING. Well...here Nate goes again. One reader took it upon himself to forward me a link to a posting from female (?) rapper, Kh-Kh-Khia's MySpace page. She's carrying on about how her footage in Janet's "So Excited" video was handled. First, why are you still talking about "So Excited?" That was like 20 years ago. See how people make me act?

Kh-Kh-Kh-Khia said they had her looking like some old Alfred Hitchcock episode. For you youngsters, Alfred Hitchcock was a movie director ("Psycho", "The Birds" and a list of other classic films...Netflix them) who also had a mystery TV show called, "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" back when there was no such thing as DirectTV, cable television or even color television for that matter. She said that Janet is a legend and shouldn't be intimidated by her. WHAT! Intimidated by what? Kh-Kh-Kh-Khia's looks? Good luck on that. If Janet binged on Krispy Kreme until she was the size of Madison Square Garden, she'd still be more beautiful than the Khia Pet. Maybe she meant that Janet is intimidated by her success. WHAT! Kh-Kh-Kh-Khia best record sales wouldn't add up to Janet's worst. Plus Janet has a career that spans television, film and music. Kh-Kh-Kh-Khia Pet, besides making a few sales at Christmas time as a gag gift has had what, one single? Her back, her neck, my ass.

This chick sounds real stupid. If she was paying attention, she would have noticed that Janet was not the director of the video and she sure as hell didn't sit down and edit it. If Kh-Kh-Kh-Khia has a problem with how she looked in the video, she might want to speak with the director, or her sylist, or her parents, or even the clown in the mirror.

I realize that it's common practice in the music business for nobody's to create drama between themselves and successful established artists to get some press but let's be serious. The only thing Janet did to you Kh-Kh-Kh-Khia is give you a check. Otherwise, you'd probably be working the 3am shift at some pancake house in Jacksonville...with yo bum ass.